my dad used to have an ear piercing in the eighties and someone asked him “does it make you gay if your piercing is on the right side or the left” and he replied “it makes you gay if you love cock”
(via sicknymph)
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
(Source: s4bleye, via tipukono)
i love how quickly hannibal took over tumblr i dont think ive ever seen a fandom appear out of nowhere so quickly
#we took our shoes off and attacked silently from behind (via lukitari)
(via msaether)
I don’t understand what all the fuss from the Johnlock shippers is about…. To me, once a ship has sailed in my head, it’s there. I can’t unship things, regardless of what happens in the show.
And just to be clear, I ship Johnlock harder than anyone I know. But shipping is a personal thing, in my opinion… Yes, it would be fucking excellent to see Johnlock happen for real, but having unrealistic expectations for it happening ends up doing more harm than good.
So please try not to be so upset, you guys… Please? Because for every scene that happens in new Sherlock, there will be a hundred new fluffy/smutty/wonderful fanfics that will play out your deepest desires for you.
Keep calm and ship on, everyone.
Sherlock was a gross smelly teenager who was really into the internet and anarchy and I don’t wanna hear otherwise (〜 ̄▽ ̄)〜
OH MY GOD MY SECRET HEADCANON IS THAT SHERLOCK LOVED NIRVANA AND PLAYED THEIR MUSIC REALLY LOUD TO PISS OFF MYCROFT/HIS FAMILY
GET OUT
matt-smiths-invisible-eyebrows:
AND YES
THIS IS THE ONE THING I WILL REBLOG ON SIGHT
EVERY TIME
THIS IS ACTUALLY WHY I’M DECIDING TO WATCH DOCTOR WHO PEOPLE
Converting people one sex joke at a time.
(via linear-relationships)
let’s discuss the fact that a hugh dancy-julianne moore-eddie redmayne sandwich is something that’s REAL
where is this from????
Apparently it’s called Savage Grace
(Source: damnastic)
In europe you don’t say ‘i love you’ you just vote for your neighbouring countries in Eurovision I think that’s hauntingly beautiful
(via tipukono)