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holy fuck summer is here
yey summer! : D I run in my trouseres and tshirt.I also think I got some tan
It is officially beach weather
Brb getting my bikini
(via taikova)
Over a hundred thousand people have signed the petition for gender-neutral marriage initiative within the first 24 hours. We needed 50 000 names. It is small, in a way, but the symbolic value of every single signature is huge, there are no words. It is nice, for a change, to feel respected.
sometimes I’m proud of my fellow Finns
(via sicknymph)
https://www.kansalaisaloite.fi/fi/aloite/192
Image from: http://www.facebook.com/tahdon13
Finnish citizens’ initiative for equal marriage laws has hit 50 000 signatures in under 15 hours. This amount of signatures means it will be submitted to the parliament for consideration. The battle is not yet won, but it’s a fantastic start.
For the next six months we’ll just need to spread the word and get as many signatures as possible to show them that Finland wants and needs this.
So if you’re a Finnish citizen and eligible to vote, please go sign this.
Synced time lapse sequences of Finland, one during the darkest part of winter and the other during the brightest part of summer.
Original video X
(via kaicaine)
I had to take this from Facebook because skdfdkflmgkjhksldndkfg accurate
THOUGH I PERSONALLY HATE COLD
http://www.microsofttranslator.com/bv.aspx?from=fi&to=en&a=http://pahamaa.nettisivu.org/huomioita/
just translated by an online translator (give it a moment to load the translation!) but you get the gist of why, besides the dark and cold, I want to move abroad :—————-)
woop
froze my nipples going on the balcony and taking this u________________u
Meanwhile in Finland…
(I’ve tried ice swimming once…… WAS NOT AMUSED)
Britain struggles to get above freezing as forecasters warn of bitterly cold -9C temperatures and predict more flooding with snow and rain
that’s cute
Screw you! It’s six degrees and I feel like my feet are going to drop off!
wow we had -20 degrees C this morning.
^ it’s not cold outside until vodka freezes etc
I couldn’t look at this and not translate some of the names. Well. Most of them.
- Nahkahousut = Leather Pants
- Pallivaha = Scrotewax (though technically this is archaic Finnish that refers to neither scrotums nor wax, but this is what it sounds like to a modern Finn)
- Lemu = Stench
- Hinthaara = Fagsfork/Fagsgroin (“haara” means both a fork in something and the crotch region of a person)
- Sallittu = Permitted
- Kuuma = Hot
- Venäjä = Russia
- Letku = Hose
- Kaunaa = Grudge (indefinite form, so “some portion of grudge” would be more accurate)
- Vasaroi = Hammers (as in “he hammers)
- Riutta = Reef
- Takaperä = Rearback
- Pyttyvesi = Toilet Bowl Water
- Hepovaara = Horsie Hill/Horsie Danger (“vaara” means both a type of hill and “danger”)
- Homeperseensuo = Moldass’s Swamp
- Pöljä = Dumbass
- Alapitkä = Lower Long
- Sälliperä = Bro Rear
- Paisua = To Swell
- Egypti = Egypt
- Rannikko = Coast (check the location of this to see why it’s so funny)
- Kapee = Narow
- Koura = Large Hand
- Myrkky = Poison
- Tiukka = Tight
- Housu = Pant (as in pants)
- Vuoto = Leak
- Varvas = Toe
- Möykky = Lump
- Pikku-Melanen = Small-Paddled (“paddle” is one of the many Finnish euphemisms for penis)
- Iso-Kiimanen = Large-in-Heat (as in the heat of animals)
- Vetelä = Sloppy
- Paskalampinneva = Shitpondspoorfen
- Iso Mällineva = Big Wad Poorfen
- Kivesniemi = Testicle Peninsula (from this you can probably figure out that Kivesvaara = Testicle Hill/Testicle Danger and Kiveskylä = Testicle Village)
- Punaperä = Redrear
- Runkaus = Wank (well, one letter away from it)
- Terska = Foreskin
- Pikkumulkku = Smallprick (accompanied by Isomulkku, “Bigprick”)
- Mulkkusaari = Prick Island (“naturally located on Testicle Lake”)
- Saaranpaskantamasaari = Island-Which-Has-Been-Shat-By-Saara
- Peräsuolijoki = Rectum River
- Oranki = Orangutang
- Vyöni = My Belt
- Kiimamaa = Heatland
- Kusipää = lit. Pisshead, figuratively more like “Dickhead”
- Vitunviheltämäaapa = String Bog of the Whistling Cunt
- Suurkovanselkä = Greathardsback
- Kakkinen = Poopie (roughly)
- Paskalomavaara = Shitvacationdanger
- Kutusuvannonpää = Spawn-stream pool’s-end
It’s a beautiful country with a beautiful language.
(Source: mannytsu)
people are already making posts about it getting darker outside bc of winter and I’m just laughing bc in Finland we live on only two-four hours of sun a day for about half a year and even then it’s always cloudy
we are creatures of darknesssss
(Source: adamwarlock-moved, via sicknymph)
