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Penis Tutorials and References
A collection of penis references and tutorials I’ve ran into. If anyone knows the sources for any of these please tell me so I can pay credit where it’s due.
well there are whips:
guy on guy [ pure hotness ] :
and last there are things you need to do behind a closed door:
cr: kpop porn<3
Hello there, Ladies! It’s giveaway time!
I’m of the opinion that all women should be free to have orgasms, so I’m conducting a giveaway for just that purpose! Ten lucky people will receive a Turbo Glider Waterproof Vibrator and one lucky person will receive a Gold Bullet Vibrator. All eleven vibes are new in package and have not been opened.
How do I win? What are the rules?
- Reblog this post once. Multiple reblogs will result in disqualification and likes do not count.
- You don’t need to follow me in order to qualify.
- Have your ask box open on Friday, April 12th so I can contact you and get your address.
- I will ship internationally.
- Because of the nature of this giveaway, please be 18 or over.
Giveaway ends at 11:59 pm PST on Thursday, April 11, 2013.
Winners will be selected Friday, April 12, 2013 using a random number generator. Winners will be contacted via ask box April 12th. Please respond quickly when contacted so I can mail the vibrators out as soon as possible.
And if you want a bit more information on the vibrators…
This firm, waterproof vibrator features several rows of sensation nubs topped with a mushroom-shaped head that is perfect for applying pressure on the G-spot. An excellent choice for both beginning and more experienced vibe users, these chic, sleek, see-though toys feature a strong reliable motor controlled by a multi-speed dial. A great toy for external clitoral stimulation or internal G-spot stimulation.
Treat yourself to luxury without breaking the bank-the Pure Gold Bullet vibrator gives you a healthy dose of glamour in a tiny, powerhouse package. Just slip this discreet vibe in your purse, and with a turn of the adjustable-speed dial, you’ll be golden. And it’s splashproof, so it’s perfect for the shower. Also available as part of the Gold Standard Kit.
Happy Red Thong Monday everyone :D!
Right. This one is a bit different from the usual ‘random number picker’ as I wanted to play a bit of a game.
There are 40 38mm badges to potentially be won and 4 ways to win one.
- Reapersun, Ivorylungs and mmmmmolly win one automatically they claim it.
- Reblog this post. Every 250th note to this post and 5 chosen by random number.
- 5 cleverest entries to Thong monday (only entrants who reblog this post are eligible!) This can be anything: A limerick, a fic, a pun, a comic, a photomanip. Just make us laugh.
- This one is the most complicated. I shall put a red thong picture like this one:
Somewhere on my blog. First person to screenshot it, reblog this post with the words ‘Red Thong Found!’ and then the screencap (Words are vital as pictures alone don’t show up in notes) wins a badge. I’ll then delete the picture and upload another one elsewhere on the blog. A sort of red thong treasurehunt :D
If you win a badge but want something a little more safe for work you can request this design instead!:
Badges that go unclaimed or unwon will be for sale on storenvy tommorrow.
Captain Jack Harkness, ladies and gentlemen.
When we say Jack pulled a gun out of his ass, we mean it
Friendly reminder that this is a family show.
JUST LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND TELL ME
THAT HE ISNT THE MOST ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKER YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
HE IS FILLED WITH KITTENS AND RAGE
AND HE’S ADORABLE
Benedict Cumberbatch actor in Parades End poses for a photoshoot at the 39th Ghent Film Festival on October 12, 2012 in Ghent, Belgium.
A commission for Lunymouse! Who requested something with cuddling, or porn, and I was like ‘maybe I can try both’ and this happened.
Actually the best post ever.
Legit almost started dancing